I sometimes wonder if a novel named Act Like a Lady, Think Like A Hoe would fly off the shelves the way Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man would.
Why do you need to think like a man when your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, honey? I'm not talking about the actual act of putting that juicy gripper on someone, but why don't we ever talk about the power of femininity and seduction as much as we should? Goddesses like Rihanna don't contanstanly have to talk about how great they are in bed, instead they walk around in their big dick energy that lets you know she can snatch your soul, your man, and your wallet whenever she pleases.
Often, it is not even about using your vagina to get what you want, but the promotion of it to create an exciting experience for both you and a lucky somebody. In general, it is perfectly acceptable to be sexualized by the male gaze but God forbid when we start taking charge of our bodies, sexuality, and expression. Many of us get labeled a "hoe."
People throw the word "hoe" around towards any woman brave enough to act outside socially constructed female norms. Yet, we all like to try on "hoe" when it's convenient with statements like, "Girl, imma shake my ass like a hoe tonight." We subconsciously acknowledge the power of seduction but bring it out as often as a Halloween costume.
Let me fill you in on something: Well-behaved women seldom make history.
Slut shaming is old, corny, and just plain ignorant because a woman is a multidimensional being. Sexism and misogyny teaches us that men can be sexual beings, but women can only function in a way that satisfies the male gaze at the time. If he's looking for a wife: be submissive, nurturing, and modest. If he's looking for a hot girlfriend: be spontaneous, sexy, and glamorous at all times. If she wants a man with wealth, she is a gold digger.
Well, I am here to say, F*CK That. What Are You Looking For Girl?
It is totally possible to have the sensuality, art of seduction, and fun times of a "hoe," the moral and values and life goals of a "classy lady," and the desire to be dicked down like a dumb slut, because these concepts are not mutually exclusive. I ask you a simple question: What would your love life look like if you weren't so afraid to be judged and judge yourself so harshly? Would you have more orgasms? Get your rent paid? Make your sexual fantasies a reality? Have the confidence to go for a higher caliber of men? If so, consider the following steps and start acting up!
Start Dressing To Erect More Often Than Not
You are a beautiful young woman, it's time to embrace it and have some fun every now and then with your wardrobe. Unevolved women feel intimidated by a confident woman strutting her stuff around in something sexy, but that does not have to be you. Work with what you have and flaunt what your momma gave you every once in while. This is not only for single women, but for involved and married women too! Find your personal style of being sexy. Maybe your style of sexy is showing a little shoulder here and thigh there. Go on a date night without your bra and let them nipples say hello. Give him a little visual hint that you dont have any pantes on. Walk Stank. Get him thirsty and open and act like you know that you are a goddess, because you are. Getting comfortable with your sexy side outside of the bedroom will empower you.
Let Go Of The Serious Attitude
Life is a rat race where we are constanlying hustling and bustling, and it can take a toll on our vibe. Many of us are so adamant about finding Mr. Right that it gives off a vibe of inflexibility and downright coldness.You may meet a fine man during a night out and want him to blow your back out and that's fine, every man you date will not be your husband! Practice being open minded, connected to your own feelings, present and engaging instead of focusing on what turns men on and what men are looking for. Stop constantly focusing on what you bring to the table and realize you are the whole damn table, and can manifest the man you want sitting across from you or laying up under you. You are a whole person my love, and your fun conversation and engaging body language is what reels a man in and keeps him wanting more. Step up your conversational skills! You don't have to know about the latest sports or about cars, find something to talk about outside of the daily grind that you are passionate and excited about because it is nothing more sexy and memorable than a passionate woman.
If You Are Not Seriously Involved, Stop Dating One Man At A Time
The beloved hoe-tation is something that many of us women stray away from once we get in our feelings. We start dating a man for a few weeks and then Boom! That burning feeling in your chest is not your heart falling, but your common sense leaving your body and you turn on your tunnel vision. Whether he is the man that you prayed for or if he meets your standards, don't let anyone shame you for having options, especially while you're single and just out there dating. You don't really have the time to start over-thinking and self-sabotaging the connection with one man when you are busy being wined and dined by the next one. If anything, dating more than one man at a time creates an opportunity and the distance necessary for the man of your dreams to pursue and win you over. That way when you do find Mr. Right, you know in your heart that you chose him out of desire instead of fear and loneliness. Your exclusivity is a gift that a man has to earn, don't be giving it all easy!
Be Picky, He Has To Be Able To Match You Or Progress You!
Learn how to size a man up very quickly in order to categorize him into two subcategories : potential husband and penis. Destiny's Child did not leave us "Bills, Bills, Bills" just to bop to. Can he help you out, is a serious question you really should be asking yourself. We have set the bar so low for men to the point that they still limbo under it into our hearts and beds! Him having a good job, college degree, taking care of his kids, and loving his momma is the bare minimum. If you had a financial emergency, could the man that you are giving all that sweet loving and attention to lend you a helping hand? If the answer is no, you have to really take some time and reconsider your dating habits because you can do bad all by yourself and a vibrator. Maybe finance is not the most important factor in your world however, make sure you are choosing someone who can help you on your journey of manifesting your best life, whether that be spiritually, emotionally, financially or all of the above.
This is 2018, we are looking for partners, not fixer uppers. The attention and good times he gives you will not make up for the lack of support he will be able to offer during difficult times, so invest yours wisely. As Missy Elliot once said, "Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang. Just stay ahead of the game." It is time to make your own rules to the dating game. Be safe and have fun. It's your world, these men just live in it.
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Yep, me. Little ole’ never-been-married-before me. Yeah, y’all better quit letting people tell you what you’re called to do in this world. That is between you and the One who made you.
Okay, but let me stay on track. When it comes to the engaged couples specifically, who have crossed my path, something that I believe I’ve said to each and every one of them (especially the bride-to-be) is — “You better enjoy every single minute of your wedding day because you deserve a big ‘ole party for all of the work that you’re about to do.” And then I look at the woman as intensely as I can and say, “And you? Remember, you are a bride for a day. You are a wife for the rest of your life.”
Why do I emphasize that point so much? It’s because those two things are not one and the same. Hmph. Let me tell it, a huge reason why 70 percent of divorces are initiated by women, however, is because a lot of them think that it is. And so, in the effort to do my part to help make marriages last longer and cause the divorce rate to go down, I think it’s important for more women to ponder if they really want to be a wife — or if they just want to throw a big party (a wedding), go on a trip (a honeymoon) and not much more than that.
Buckle in. This one might be a bit of a ride (for some, at least).
It’s Time to Stop “Living for the Fairy Tale”
GiphyIf you’ve been reading my content for a while (and if so, thank you), it will not shock you in the least that I’ve spent many years studying the origins of things as they directly relate to marriage. I know that the engagement ring is not about love but about a jewelry company that was about to go bust. So, they came up with the slogan “A diamond is forever” and then made some serious bank from it (you can read about that here).
I know that white wedding dresses have nothing to do with purity and virtue; in fact, women in the Bible often wore lots of bright colors during their more-than-one-day wedding celebrations. Actually, white comes from Queen Victoria making it famous back in the 1840s. I also know that a lot of people were pretty obsessed with evil spirits back in the day because things like wearing a wedding veil and bridesmaids wearing the same dresses were all about hiding from said spirits. Another pretty popular wedding day tradition? Well, I’ll just let you read Insider’s “Here's the horrifying truth about why grooms carry brides across the threshold,” if you’re interested.
And as far as marriage goes, don’t even get me started on the whole “I’m living for the fairy tale” narrative that gets pushed incessantly. I’ve said in other articles before that "fairy tale" literally means “a story, usually for children, about elves, hobgoblins, dragons, fairies, or other magical creatures” and “an incredible or misleading statement, account, or belief.” Who wants to live for childish stories that are incredibly misleading? And the ones that have a character like Prince Charming in it? The Bible literally says that “charm is deceitful” (Proverbs 31:30).
Know what else the Bible says? It states that death and life are in the power of the tongue (Proverbs 18:21). So, what’s up with all of this wedding/marriage rhetoric that’s so popular and also, so… “silly” is the first word that comes to mind, “unrealistic” is the second and “unnecessary” is the third?
Why are there so many expectations, especially when it comes to the wedding day, that push folks to the point where a whopping 49 percent of couples end up going into debt right after jumping the broom — all because they wanted to live for the fairy tale and throw a big party that they basically couldn’t afford? SMDH.
It really is wild, just how much human nature tends to do things without even really knowing WHY it does it — even when it comes to marriage. And so, if you are someone who desires this type of union, be honest with yourself: what is your “why”?
When it comes to becoming a wife someday, WHY do you want to do that?
A man needing to spend three times his salary on an engagement ring, WHY?
When it comes to having a big traditional wedding, WHY is it necessary?
Marriage is a goal for you (and don’t get me wrong, marriage is a beautiful thing) — WHY is that the case?
When it comes to being married, WHY do you think it will better serve you than your single state?
Motivational speaker Eric Thomas once said, “When you find your ‘why’, you will find a way to make it happen.” And when it comes to something as big (and supposed to be lifetime lasting) as marriage, perhaps a big part of the reason WHY so many of them do not go the distance is because there aren’t enough “why” questions, on the front end, that are asked (which is why you should partake in premarital counseling before your wedding day). Oh, but there should be.
Because saying “why” you want a huge wedding is nothing more than “because I want to” or “why” you chose the man that you did is simply “I love him” — I’ve been doing this couples work thing long enough to assure you that those answers simply aren’t good enough. You need to know what it means to be a wife and why a marriage and a wedding are not the same thing…not by the longest country mile that you can imagine.
What It Means to Be a Wife
GiphyIf you’ve been reading my content for a while now, you know that I’m good for throwing some Scripture in; it’s a part of my foundation and I make no apologies for it. And so, when it comes to what it means to be a wife, the first word that’s used to define it in the Bible is “helpmate” (Genesis 2:18). A helpmate is a companion, a helper and someone who assists another individual — in this case, a husband.
While we’re here, a helper is not helping unless the help is actually needed and it’s good. Lawd, I can’t tell you how many wife clients I’ve had who have totally missed that part. So, what does “good help” look like?
- A good helper ASKS the person they are assisting what they need.
- A good helper does not try to control another person or make them do what they want.
- A good helper gets that needs can shift based on what is transpiring at any given time.
- A good helper makes things easier and less stressful.
- A good helper learns how to master good listening, effective communication, and wise timing.
And yes, in many ways, this is what it means to be a good wife. So, if you are someone who desires marriage, when it comes to what is required to be not just a wife but a GOOD WIFE, how much have you factored helping your man into the dynamic?
Not mothering him. Not bossing him around. Not trying to manipulate him into being a version of a husband that you would prefer. No, how much thought have you put into “Am I equipped to help another person be their best self? Am I ready to be supportive, encouraging, and nurturing? Was it even modeled to me, while growing up, to know what a proper helpmate looks like? Have I realized how much sacrifice goes into that type of role? Am I even selfless enough to be a consistent helper?”
I know this is probably gonna ruffle some feathers yet, you know something that I’m not big on? Women saying that their man should give them the “princess treatment.” Every time I hear that, the first thought that comes to my mind is “Fathers make their daughters princesses while men make their wives a queen” — and little girls are treated differently than grown women. And to that, Proverbs 12:4(NKJV) says, “An excellent wife is the crown of her husband, but she who causes shame is like rottenness in his bones.”
My point? There is a MATURITY that is to come from going from princess to queen. A queen does have more privileges, yet, at the same time, she also has way more responsibility. It’s not about sitting around and being catered to all day long. Queens have work to do — and it’s not always comfortable or pretty. Same thing goes for being a wife.
Y’all, I could go on and on (and on and on and on) about what it means to be a wife in a marriage. For now, I’ll just end this part of the article with, “If you’re not ready to help, each and every day of your relationship, you’re not ready to be a wife.” Plain and simple.
Weddings Are Not Marriages (and Vice Versa)
GiphySo, why do so many people jump brooms (I’m writing this with Black folks in mind first; jumping brooms is for us only), only to turn around and get divorced a few years later? Oh, I could go on and on as well about how a lot of people don’t have much integrity when it comes to the promises that they make. Listen singles, when you’re dating someone, pay very close attention to whether the person you’re seeing keeps their word — and if you do the same.
It makes absolutely no sense to keep letting someone slide when it comes to reneging now, only to act shocked when they do the same thing after saying “I do.” And while we’re here, being a man or woman of your word is a character issue. Maybe folks are not strong in character when it comes to this.
Yet another reason why folks will get all dolled up, stand before God, family, and friends, look someone straight in the eye, and promise to never leave, only to do just that, is because many people honestly don’t see past their wedding (and maybe their newlywed years). That is why you will hear so many people describe their perfect wedding day, down to the last detail, and yet, if you ask what their five-year plan for their marriage is, they have absolutely not one clue.
I mean, I get it — to a certain extent. A wedding is a big party where you get to dress to the nines, have people come to celebrate you and you get to have everything go your way — down to the font on the programs and reception napkins. Oh, but what a “trick” that can be if you think that your marriage is going to move like that, all of the time, moving forward. I liken it to The Bachelor franchise. Who wouldn’t feel like they are falling for someone when they’re able to live in a mansion with no bills, have fantasy dates that cost thousands of dollars, and a big ole’ rock that a famed jeweler donates?
Meanwhile, folks should watch UnREAL (the television series from several years back where some former producers of the franchise talk about what really happens behind the scenes) to get a reality check. To a certain extent, the same thing goes for marriage: while weddings produce this belief that marriage will be one big party where everyone focuses on you and everything goes your way, that isn’t even close to being the reality of being married.
Honestly, the real deal is 1) if you don’t want to learn how to love on a supernatural level; 2) if you don’t want your strengths to be refined and your weaknesses to be challenged; 3) if you don’t want to be held accountable in ways that you would never be if you remained single; 4) if you don’t want to compromise on a daily basis and, 5) if you don’t want to be challenged to become a truly selfless individual — marriage isn’t for you.
You’d be far better off just throwing a big ass party for yourself, just because (and no, I don’t mean marry yourself; you are already “one” with you; no need for that), and call it a day. Spare yourself and another person the heartache of divorce because…divorce is A LOT to go through.
Lawd, I can only imagine how much drama could be spared if folks simply took into their spirit that weddings ARE NOT marriages and marriages ARE NOT weddings. Weddings are a party to celebrate your union — yet your union? That requires daily energy, effort, and time. It’s not a party. It’s a relationship. BIG DIFFERENCE.
Please Don’t Get Married Until You’re Sure That You Want…BOTH
GiphyAnd this is why, whenever someone tells me that they are going to get married, I don’t immediately respond with, “Congrats! That’s awesome.” NOPE. The very first thing that comes out of my mouth is something along the lines of, “For real. Why?” WHY? Because, it never fails that, about 7.5 times outta 10, folks will be caught off guard and say, “What do you mean ‘why’?” and then follow that up with, “Because I’m in love” or…they don’t really know what to say at all.
Is being in love a good answer? I mean, it explains why you picked the person that you did; it doesn’t really explain why you are choosing to commit to them for the rest of your life, on a marital level, though. Are you getting married because you know that the two of you will make each other better people? Are you getting married because you want to raise your children in a two-parent dynamic? Are you getting married for biblical reasons like wanting to love like Christ loves his bride (the Church and the Church sent him through A LOT — Ephesians 5)?
Are you getting married because you think you’ve gone as far as you can in your evolution as an individual without the assistance of another? Are you getting married because you want to serve another person as they do the same for you (perhaps not in the same ways because you’re both different people)?
Is that asking the most? Chile, that’s not asking enough. I don’t care how much people mock marriage in the media by changing partners like they change cars or homes. I don’t care how much divorce has been normalized. I don’t care how much folks like to act like a husband is a 2.0 boyfriend (it’s not) and having a wife is a 2.0 girlfriend (it’s not) — marriage is special, sacred, and needs to be honored as such. A wedding should be seen as a happy occasion where two people publicly acknowledge what I just said…not simply a time to get a lot of attention and presents only to come home and go from heaven to hell in six months.
And honestly, that’s a bit part of the reason why I do what I do: it’s because I actually think the covenant of marriage is SO MAGNIFICENT that I want to make sure that people know, as much as possible, what they are signing up for — not an endless wedding; a very real relationship that will challenge them and mature them like nothing else ever will in this lifetime.
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This was a lot. I already know. Still, it beats spending thousands of dollars on a wedding to stand before a chaplain only to spend thousands of more dollars several years later on a divorce lawyer and therapy while standing before a judge.
Weddings are awesome; you’ll get no argument from me there. Still, I think if I was to narrow all of this down into one statement, it would simply be this: “When it comes to marriage, if the thought of being a wife doesn’t excite you more than being a bride — wait. You’re not ready yet.”
Thank me later, sis. YOU WILL.
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