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Spice Up Your Sexts With These Dirty Emojis

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Random, per my usual self, but I have to wonder if any of those cave writings from back in the day were Cavemen sexting secret lovers or something wild like that. I mean, (hu)man is (hu)man, and sex is sex, no matter the time period, right? Especially because I'm not narcissistic enough to think that signaling for sex through pictograms is anything new...like everything else it's just been slightly adapted to fit a new age.

Once Apple dropped emojis, they couldn't have imagined that adults around the world would take a completely innocent but odd (because who the hell actually was eating eggplant in 2008?) set of emojis and adapt them in order to minimize the wordiness of sexting and maximize efforts.

Nevertheless, we managed to create an entirely new language, generally and sexually speaking, all through the emoji keyboard. However, if you're like me and you actually do enjoy the act of sending off sexy texts, then you might look at your sex emojis games as an easy, fun way to enhance your sexting experience. Whether you're looking to minimize words and maximize time or maximize the impact of your sext, these are the 14 sex emojis you need to keep in your favorites.

1.Eggplant + Sweat Droplet Emoji

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Most of us know the meaning behind the eggplant and the sweat droplets emoji combo. A classic "let me get your dick wet" indeed.

2.Whale Spouting Emoji

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Because, you know, "pussy wet her and exhale"... or whatever Caresha said on "Pussy Talk".

3.Cat Emoji

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Cat emojis can have different meanings in texts. Sexually, it means bring the wine and I'll bring this kitty.

4."See No Evil" Monkey Emoji

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I'm not blushing, you are. I'm not giddy, boo you are! Nothing says excitement like the see no evil monkey emoji.

5.Surfer Girl Emoji

In the immortal words of Beyonce, we can't wait to ride the dick, straight like... surfboard, surfboard.

6.Shushing Face Emoji

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A tap out for sure! The shushing dirty emoji means less "dirty" talk, more action. Come and see me now, I can't take anymore.

7.Drooling Face Emoji

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The meaning behind the drooling face emoji is "what this mouth will do soon as I get the chance".

8.Devil Emoji

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If "lady in the street, freak in the sheets" were an emoji, it would be the devil emoji.

9.Smirk Face Emoji

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You already know what time it is. Bring that ass.

10.Peach Emoji

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Very similar to the cat emoji in context and not necessarily indicative of anal play, but using the peach emoji in dirty texts can be. Especially if they drop an index finger with the peach.

11."Oh" Face Emoji

"Finish her!" *Mortal Kombat video game narrator voice*

12.Banana Emoji

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I'm almost positive the banana emoji hasn't been around forever, which is why we had to improvise with the eggplant. Nevertheless, the banana emoji is eggplant 2.0. Perhaps, an indicator of a little curvage.

13.Rain + Umbrella Emoji

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More wet-wet, anyone? That's exactly what it means when the raining umbrella emoji enters the chat.

14. Gymnast Girl Emoji

The gymnast girl emoji is emoticon for "acrobat on the dick" energy. You know the vibes.

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