Quantcast

Spice Up Your Sexts With These Dirty Emojis

On sight, literally.

Sex

Random, per my usual self, but I have to wonder if any of those cave writings from back in the day were Cavemen sexting secret lovers or something wild like that. I mean, (hu)man is (hu)man, and sex is sex, no matter the time period, right? Especially because I'm not narcissistic enough to think that signaling for sex through pictograms is anything new...like everything else it's just been slightly adapted to fit a new age.

Once Apple dropped emojis, they couldn't have imagined that adults around the world would take a completely innocent but odd (because who the hell actually was eating eggplant in 2008?) set of emojis and adapt them in order to minimize the wordiness of sexting and maximize efforts.

Nevertheless, we managed to create an entirely new language, generally and sexually speaking, all through the emoji keyboard. However, if you're like me and you actually do enjoy the act of sending off sexy texts, then you might look at your sex emojis games as an easy, fun way to enhance your sexting experience. Whether you're looking to minimize words and maximize time or maximize the impact of your sext, these are the 14 sex emojis you need to keep in your favorites.

1. Eggplant + Sweat Droplet Emoji

eggplant-sweat-emoji

Shutterstock

Most of us know the meaning behind the eggplant and the sweat droplets emoji combo. A classic "let me get your dick wet" indeed.

2. Whale Spouting Emoji

whale-spouting-emoji

Shutterstock

Because, you know, "pussy wet her and exhale"... or whatever Caresha said on "Pussy Talk".

3. Cat Emoji

cat-emoji

Shutterstock

Cat emojis can have different meanings in texts. Sexually, it means bring the wine and I'll bring this kitty.

4. "See No Evil" Monkey Emoji

see-no-evil-monkey-emoji

Shutterstock

I'm not blushing, you are. I'm not giddy, boo you are! Nothing says excitement like the see no evil monkey emoji.

5. Surfer Girl Emoji

In the immortal words of Beyonce, we can't wait to ride the dick, straight like... surfboard, surfboard.

6. Shushing Face Emoji

shushing-face-emoji

Shutterstock

A tap out for sure! The shushing dirty emoji means less "dirty" talk, more action. Come and see me now, I can't take anymore.

7. Drooling Face Emoji

drooling-face-emoji

Shutterstock

The meaning behind the drooling face emoji is "what this mouth will do soon as I get the chance".

8. Devil Emoji

devil-emoji

Shutterstock

If "lady in the street, freak in the sheets" were an emoji, it would be the devil emoji.

9. Smirk Face Emoji

smirk-emoji

Shutterstock

You already know what time it is. Bring that ass.

10. Peach Emoji

peach-emoji

Shutterstock

Very similar to the cat emoji in context and not necessarily indicative of anal play, but using the peach emoji in dirty texts can be. Especially if they drop an index finger with the peach.

11. "Oh" Face Emoji

"Finish her!" *Mortal Kombat video game narrator voice*

12. Banana Emoji

banana-emoji

Shutterstock

I'm almost positive the banana emoji hasn't been around forever, which is why we had to improvise with the eggplant. Nevertheless, the banana emoji is eggplant 2.0. Perhaps, an indicator of a little curvage.

13. Rain + Umbrella Emoji

rain-umbrella-emoji

Shutterstock

More wet-wet, anyone? That's exactly what it means when the raining umbrella emoji enters the chat.

14.  Gymnast Girl Emoji

The gymnast girl emoji is emoticon for "acrobat on the dick" energy. You know the vibes.

Are you a member of our insiders squad? Join us in the xoTribe Members Community today!

Featured image by Shutterstock

For the past 20 years, Target has introduced us to new and emerging designers from around the world, all at an incredible value. In the latest installment of their upcoming designer collection, this fall, Target features rising Haitian-American designer Victor Glemaud as one of four designer collections dropping today. Launching his eponymous leisurewear collection in 2006, the NYC-based designer expresses iconic and fun fashion through statement knitwear, designed for women of all races, sizes and personalities.

Keep reading... Show less
The daily empowerment fix you need.
Make things inbox official.

This is something that I've been wanting to write about for a while now. There are a few reasons why too. One is that I grew up hearing that happiness is an emotion — and a fleeting one at that; that's why the focus should actually be more on being in a state of joy. Secondly, I can't tell you how many times I have looked a husband or wife in the eye as they told me they were leaving their marriage — not because of infidelity or abuse; it was simply because "I'm not happy anymore" (more on that in a bit). And three, I also can't tell you how many times a day will go by without me hearing or reading some variation of "do whatever makes you happy". LAWD.

Keep reading... Show less

So, here's the deal about store-bought lubricant. Oftentimes, when people think about using it, it's in reference to "treating" vaginal dryness or making sex easier post-menopause (when our vagina walls tend to be thinner and our natural lubrication isn't as much as it once was). However, as you're about to see in just a few minutes, it really doesn't matter how wet you're naturally able to get or how old you are, everyone should have at least a few tubes of lube in their possession — an oil-based kind for non-penetrative sexual stimulation; a water-based one for sexy toys (or if you or your partner's genitalia is naturally sensitive) and a silicone-based one for intercourse.

Keep reading... Show less

Cuffing season just got a little bit hotter! This fall, Ready to Love is coming back to our screens for an all-new season, just in time for us to screen and cuddle up with potential baes in real life. For its fourth season, the hit show is trading in their popular Houston and Atlanta backdrops seen in previous seasons for the nation's capital: Washington, D.C. And as host Nephew Tommy Miles tells it, it's all about "location, location, location," baby!

Keep reading... Show less

We all know the feeling. You plop down in a stylist's seat excitedly waiting for your slay to begin, only to be met with a look of panic when they actually lay eyes on your hair. As a woman with thick and coarse 4C textured hair, I know that gaze well. Sadly, so do most Black women, and it's been an ongoing problem in the entertainment world for decades.

Keep reading... Show less
Exclusive Interviews

Exclusive: Lucky Daye Is Doing It For The Culture, From The Soul

Every so often, an artist comes along who seems to be a physical manifestation of all that we are.

Latest Posts