A couple of weeks ago, while I was in the process of doing some research on another topic that I will be addressing here sooner than later (stay tuned), I kept seeing two topics come up: monkey branching and cobwebbing. They were in the context of dating, and so, of course, I decided to go deeper.
While I already knew what monkey branching is (some of my clients do it), the concept of cobwebbing piqued my curiosity. Once I read what it was all about, I just knew that I had to write about it because, if there was less relational monkey branching and more cobwebbing going on out in these dating streets — the world would certainly be a safer place for us all (I’m…not…kidding).
If you’ve never heard of either term before and you’d like to know more about them, check out why monkey branching is so relationally counterproductive and how cobwebbing can totally change your dating life — for the better.
What Is Monkey Branching?
GiphyMonkey branching. Whew, chile. I think all of us have at least one friend who is an Olympian-level monkey brancher. Why do I say that? Okay, let me first explain what monkey branching is (in case you are someone who isn’t quite sure). You ever seen a cartoon where a monkey is swinging from limb to limb? If you look really carefully, they don’t release the branch that is behind them until they are able to fully grasp the branch that is before them; that way, they don’t fall. Now change the monkey out for a human and the branches out for other humans and, relationally, that is what monkey branching is in a nutshell.
Some relationship experts define it as someone who intentionally seeks out a new relationship while still being in one with another person so that they don’t have to ever end up being alone (which is a state of falling to some folks). My take? It is a bit different. For instance, I have someone in my world who I’ve been friends with for almost 20 years at this point. And you know what? Not once has she ever been single. When we first became close, she was in the middle of ending a relationship with someone and then, here came a guy from her past.
He courted her heavily to the point where, in a matter of months, she got engaged to him. Then, years later, when they separated, she reconnected with another ex. See what I mean? MONKEY BRANCHING. Believe it or not, it’s not so much because she’s afraid of being alone so much as she doesn’t take the time to step away to assess her patterns, so that she can actually learn from her experiences. As a direct result, she just keeps on repeating them.
Hmph. The interesting thing about this particular dating trend is, although it might seem like the monkey brancher is simply entitled and/or greedy and/or selfish behavior, that’s usually not the case. What’s really going on is those types of individuals typically have an anxious attachment style, they are dealing with some form of love addiction (check out “6 Signs You're A Love Addict”) or they are more than a little insecure and so they rely on the validation that being in some type of something with someone brings.
And so, when, for whatever the reason, a relationship hits some really hard times and/or looks like it’s about to run its course, they make sure that they are with another person (in some shape, form or fashion) before totally calling it “quits” with the first individual.
And that’s why I have a bit of a different take because while some people think that monkey branching is about intentional cheating, I think monkey branching is about not making the time to heal and evolve in between relationships. What other people believe vs. myself? I think both are semi-toxic behaviors.
As for my version of monkey branching — why is “toxic” the word that I would go with? Chile, lemme count the ways because, if you don’t know how to end things thoroughly, what you will essentially do is carry baggage on top of baggage on top of even more baggage into every relationship you get into (which makes things unnecessarily stress-filled and burdensome).
Also, because you never took the time to pause, ponder and reflect, you never really fully grow from your relationships — and that typically leads to cyclic behavior, wasted time and relationships that are only subpar and ho-hum in comparison to the quality ones that you could’ve had…if only you would’ve chosen to be a cobwebber instead of a monkey brancher.
And just what is cobbing all about?
What Is Cobwebbing?
GiphyHave you ever sat and wondered what cobwebs actually are? The best way to describe them is they are webs that spiders have left behind; ones that, if they aren’t removed, over time, dust and debris cling to them. The interesting thing about cobwebs is, if you were to read articles about them, many would probably say that they are what transpire when you neglect to thoroughly clean parts of your home.
Hmm…can you see where this is going?
For this one, let’s call your heart your house and spider webs the connections that you’ve had with certain men. Based on the dynamic of the relationship, even if they are gone in the physical sense, if you never took the time to “clear them away” from you — there will still be remnants of them lingering and lurking around. And so, what cobwebbing does is remove those “webs” that have collected in your space that don’t serve much of a purpose anymore, so that you can fully heal from those situations and/or you can become “free and clear” to move forward with someone else.
Okay, so what could a potential cobweb be?
- Comparing every guy in your present to someone in your past.
- Still having sex with an ex, even though you know it’s not going anywhere past the bedroom.
- Allowing an old boyfriend to have access to you…whenever he feels like it. Even casually.
- Talking to a toxic former partner on social media (even if it’s just on birthdays…he’s toxic regardless).
- Holding on to every single thing that an ex gave you.
- Bringing them up as much as possible…when doing so doesn’t even really make sense.
- “Editing” the past to make the relationship seem better/healthier than it actually was.
- Finding ways to keep them in your life, even though there’s no real reason to past nostalgia.
- Not moving on because you are hoping that your ex will return…eventually.
- Justifying what you know is nonsense; whether it’s about them or the relationship.
Now be honest with yourself — no matter how much you may want to romanticize or even deflect from these points, how can any of these “webs” be good and beneficial for you? How does a current guy get a fair shot if he’s competing with some dude he doesn’t even know yet you keep comparing him to? When will you ever be ready to be intimate with someone new if you keep creating oxytocin bonds with ole’ boy?
See, the thing that I like about cobwebbing is it encourages you to hold yourself accountable when it comes to stuff like this. It reminds you that in order to have the kind of relationship that you claim to want and deserve (check out “Before You Talk About What You 'Deserve'...Do You Know What That Even Means?”), you need to put your mind, body and spirit in the position to do just that.
And that means cleaning out the old in order to be fully ready for the…new.
3 Tips to Stop Monkey Branching
GiphyAight, so it doesn’t make much sense to talk about what monkey branching and cobwebbing are if I’m not going to at least point you in the direction of how to become less of a monkey brancher and more of a cobwebber as well.
Let’s go with the monkey branching self-work first:
1. Get. Closure.
Some people aren’t a fan of closure; hell, I am. Closure is literally the act of shutting things down and bringing a conclusion to them. How can that be problematic? Besides, when you don’t officially get closure, that tends to leave a door cracked and the brief moment when I was in sales, what I always remembered is, if someone cracks a door or stays on a call with you for longer than five seconds, you definitely have a shot with them. Hmph. A lot of humans are in relationship sales. Always remember that.
2. Figure out why you struggle with being completely single.
If you keep monkey branching because you don’t like the thought of being alone, do me a favor and check out “If You're Not In Love With Being Single, Ask Yourself These 6 Questions” when you get a chance. While there is certainly nothing wrong with wanting to be in a relationship, something is a bit internally awry if you need it so badly that you can’t ever be by yourself (which is why you should also check out “10 Words That'll Make You Totally Rethink The Word 'Single'” and “10 Bona Fide Benefits Of Being Single”).
3. Be intentional about going through a season of sex/dating abstinence.
Although it’s so transactional out here these days that I don’t know if people remember it anymore, dating is about getting to know someone (them not their wallet or their body in record time) better. And honestly, that’s how a season of abstinence from sex and dating altogether should be seen as: a time to get to know yourself, so that you’re not “grasping at straws” when it comes to men — you are vetting who truly complements you and your life because you know yourself well enough to accurately do so.
3 Tips to Make You a Master at Cobwebbing
GiphyTo tell you the truth, if you take the three steps that I just suggested literally and seriously when it comes to what it takes to release yourself from being a monkey brancher, the following three tips for how to become a solid cobwebber will probably come naturally to/for you.
1. See a therapist or relationship life coach.
My friend who I mentioned earlier. She’s in therapy, in part, for her monkey branching issues. Praise the Lord because something else that monkey branchers tend to do is over-romanticize their limbs/branches because they lack personal accountability. A reputable therapist/counselor/relationship life coach can help you in that department by asking you some questions that you probably wouldn’t ask yourself, confronting you with “aha moments” that you would probably dodge otherwise and provide you with tips to get you out of the hamster wheel of monkey branching that you keep putting yourself into.
2. Do some relational journaling.
It’s kind of weird how some people can’t see their patterns, even though they are the ones living them. Sometimes, what “shows them themselves” is journaling — and yes, when you’re in the process of removing your relational webs, writing down your thoughts, feelings, fears, habits when it comes to your “branches” can help you to see what you and doing and why. So yes, definitely commit to journaling as you’re in the process of detoxing/setting yourself free.
3. Remove the past. COMPLETELY.
Some people have a stronger hold on us than others — TRUST ME, I KNOW. And what I’ve had to learn is because they’re not going to stop being fine and we’re not going to stop having some sort of chemistry — if the potential cons far exceed the potential pros, I need to just…end it. COMPLETELY (Anthony David’s “Cold Turkey” actually just came to mind). No phone calls. No random texts. No asking about them via people we have in common. It’s in the past…so just…leave it there. Because just like cobwebs can come in the form of people, they can come in the form of thoughts as well — the less you engage, the sooner things…fade away.
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Remember how I said earlier than monkeys don’t release a “back branch” without holding firmly to a “front branch” because they don’t want to fall? For them, it’s for safety purposes. Thinking that being alone is going to harm you? Yeah, that’s not a healthy, wise or beneficial mindset — and that is a huge part of the reason why monkey branching is a huge “uh-uh” and cobwebbing gets a standing ovation.
Standing on your own, so that you don’t have to keep leaning on remnants of the past and potentials of the future simultaneously? That’s how you ultimately end up with a whole man — not fragments of a few.
Stop neglecting yourself and what you actually need. Clean those cobwebs out, sis.
Not eventually…NOW.
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Anyway, I personally think that the less shallow folks out here may contemplate calling things “quits” or they at least distance themselves a bit from their partner (and what I’m referring to is serious relationships) due to all of the stress and strain that oftentimes comes with the holidays whether it be financial, familial, due to their tight schedules or something else.
Listen, I would hate for you and your man to miss the fun and happiness of experiencing this time of year, all because you are so overwhelmed or irritated that you can’t really enjoy it. That’s why I have a few practical tips for how to avoid allowing the typical holiday season stress from INFECTING your relationship.
Manage Your Expectations
GiphyUnmanaged expectations. If there is a main reason why the holiday season tends to be so stress-filled for so many people, I’d bet good money that this is the cause. And when you’re in a long-term relationship, expectations can manifest themselves in all sorts of cryptic and/or unexpected ways. You might have relatives who assume that you are going to be with them for Thanksgiving or Christmas when you have other plans in mind. You might be thinking that you are going to spend one amount for presents while your man is thinking something totally different. When it comes to scheduling, your signals may be crossed.
And you know what? To all of these scenarios, this is where clear and consistent communication come in. Don’t assume anything. Don’t dictate anything either. From now until New Year’s, mutually decide to check in once a week, just to make sure that you are both on the same page as it relates to the holidays and what you both are thinking will come along with it. The less blindsided you both feel, the less stressed out you will be. Trust me on this.
Set (and Keep) a Budget
GiphyOkay, so I read that last year, 36 percent of Americans incurred some type of holiday-related debt. Hmph. Last year, there was still some sense of normalcy in this country, chile, so I can only imagine what finances are gonna look like over the next several weeks. That said, since I don’t know a lot of people who don’t find being broke stressful, make sure that you and your bae set a budget and then stick to it this year — no ifs, ands or buts.
Because really, y’all — it doesn’t make sense to deplete savings and/or max out credit cards for a few days of giggles only to be damn near losing your mind because you don’t know how to make ends meet come Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
And by the way, this tip doesn’t just speak to things like food and gifts; I also mean travel. If it doesn’t make a ton of sense (or cents) to be all over the place this year — DON’T BE.
Keep Matthew 5:37 at the Forefront
GiphyIf off the top of your head, you don’t know what Matthew 5:37 says, no worries, here ya go: “But let your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’ and your ‘No,’ ‘No.’ For whatever is more than these is from the evil one.” That verse right there? Oh, it’s a boundaries lifesaver! I say that because do you see “maybe” or “I’ll think about it” in there? Nope. LOL. It says that you should tell people “yes” or “no” and leave it at that — and that complements Anne Lamott’s quote, “’No’ is a complete sentence” impeccably well. Yeah, you’ve got to remember that anything beyond a yes or no to a request is privileged information; you don’t owe anyone details or an explanation.
Besides, if you are really honest with yourself, when someone asks you something and you give a “Umm, let me think about it” kind of reply, more times than not, you already know what your answer is going to be — so why not let you both off of the hook? Give your response. Commit to that. And let everyone (including yourself) get on with their lives and schedules.
I promise you that when it comes to those holiday parties, you are pissing more folks off by not RSVP’ing or doing so and not showing up than just saying, “Thank you but not this year” off the rip.
Remember That Your Personal Space Is Privilege Not a Right
GiphyA friend of mine recently bought a new house and invited me over to come see it. He’s a single man with no children, so as I was taking in all of the space that he had, especially as I walked through his finished basement, I joked about relatives coming to live with him. “Hell no” and “absolutely not” were pretty much his immediate responses as he went on to say that some folks even had the nerve to be offended when he told them that he had no intentions on taking DNA in.
Ain’t it wild how people think that your stuff is their right? And yes, that brings me to my next point. Your home is your sanctuary space. If you want to host folks this year — cool. If not, ALSO COOL. Please don’t let folks (family included) guilt you into how they want you to act or even into what they would do if the shoe was on the other foot. You are not them — and as one of my favorite quotes states, “If two people were exactly alike, one of them would be unnecessary.” (A man by the name Larry Dixon said that.)
Hell, my friends? They know that I am good for sending them random things that they need or even want all throughout the year. Coming over to hang out at my pace, though. Uh-uh. Chalk it up to being a card-carrying member of the ambivert club yet I like keeping my living space personal — and I sleep like a baby, each and every night, for feeling that way.
Always remember that your space, your time, your resources, your energy and shoot, yourself period (including your relationship), are all things that are your own. You get to choose how, when and why you want to share them. The holiday season is certainly no exception.
Cultivate Some “You Two Only” Traditions
GiphyIt’s not uncommon for some couples to hit me up after the holiday season to “detox.” Sometimes it’s due to the financial drama (and sometimes trauma) that they experienced. Sometimes it’s because they allowed their relatives (especially in-laws) to get more into their personal business than they should’ve. More than anything, though, it tends to be because they didn’t get enough quality time together and so ended up feeling “disconnected.”
Please don’t let that happen. Listen, I’m not even a holidays kind of woman and yet, I will absolutely sit myself down with some hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies to enjoy a Hallmark holiday film or two. Aside from the fact that most of them are lighthearted and sweet, I also like that they usually focus on couples loving on each other amidst all of the holiday beauty and ambiance — which is something that all couples should set aside some time to do.
Maybe it’s a vacation. Maybe it’s a staycation. Or maybe it’s my personal favorite, A SEXCATION. Whether it’s for a few days, the weekend or even overnight — don’t you let the holidays go by without setting aside time for you and your man to celebrate one another. Don’t you dare (check out “Are You Ready To Have Some Very Merry 'Christmas Sex'?”).
GET. SOME. REST.
GiphyI once read that 8 out of 10 people get stressed out over the holidays and 3 out of 10 lose sleep during to it — and when you’re stress-filled and sleep-deprived, that can absolutely lead to hypersensitivity, making mountains out of molehills and even not being in the mood for sex.
Your relationship can’t afford to go through any of this, so definitely make sure to prioritize rest. I don’t care how unrealistic it might seem during this time, sleep should never be seen as a luxury; it will always and forever be a great necessity.
That said, try to get no less than six hours of shut-eye in (check out “6 Fascinating Ways Sex And Sleep Definitely Go Hand In Hand”) and even ask your bae to take a nap with you sometimes (check out “Wanna Have Some Next-Level Sex? Take A Nap, Sis.”). Not only will sleep help to restore your mind, body and spirit but, when it’s with your partner, it’s an act of intimacy that can make you both feel super connected, even in the midst of what might feel like chaos.
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Holiday season stress is real. Still, never give it the permission or power to throw your relationship off. Put you and your man first and let the holidays be what they are gonna be, chile.
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Using the same material from the interior of the Volvo EX90, Hudson crafted a wool-blend car coat and waistbelt that combine the vehicle’s Scandinavian design with his signature tailoring and intention. The exclusive collection launched on October 20, and each piece is made-to-order by Sergio Hudson Collections.
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In October, I traveled to Charleston with a group of journalists to get a firsthand look at Hudson and Volvo’s location. During a fitting, Hudson said his goal is to make “great work that can stand the test of time.”
“People can look back on and say, ‘I remember when Sergio did that collaboration with Volvo,’” he continued. “Thinking about aligning yourself with classic brands that speak to where you want to go. And I think that's what this collaboration kind of means to me and my business.”
Hudson pinpoints his mom as the biggest influence for his designs. This collaboration was no different.
“This particular coat reminded me of the swing coats that my mom used to wear in the early 90s. You know, diva girls in the early 90s had Sandra suits,” he said, referring to Jackée Harry’s character in 227. “My mom wore those and she would have these matching swing coats to go over them. And that's where the initial idea came. This would be around the same time that we had our Volvo. So she would put on her suit, her swing coat, get in that red Volvo, and go to church.”
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With this capsule and beyond, Hudson wants to see more staples rotating in and out of closets this fall. He advises fashionistas to build her closet out with essentials to mix and match that aren’t just stylish but also sustainable.
“It's just those special pieces,” he said. “You can wear the same shirt and pants every day and nobody will notice. But if you have a special boot, a special coat, a special bill, a special bag, that kind of speaks to everything that your style stands about, that is something you should focus on.”
These are the same kind of staple pieces that return to our Pinterest boards and TikTok feeds season after season. Fast fashion has never been Hudson’s aim. “I'm trying to create a special pieces that can stand the test of time,” he said in his warm, Southern accent. “I'm only creating those kind of pieces from here on out.”
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For Hudson, this collaboration is revolutionary. It’s his first time working with a car company and experimenting outside of his wheelhouse in this way.
“This is a Scandinavian brand, and, you know, it's 70 years old. I'm an African-American boy from South Carolina that has had a brand for 10 years. So I think bridging those two worlds and seeing the similarities was the beauty of this project,” he explained.
Though Hudson and his partner and CEO of Sergio Hudson Collections Inga Beckham have made massive strides in just 10 years, Hudson said the industry is far from where he wants to see it when it comes to Black representation. He pointed to how few Black designers were at this year’s Met Gala despite the theme being Black dandyism.
“The fact that I dressed 18 people speaks to how many of us weren't there,” he said. He implored more of industries, fashion and beyond, to collaborate with Black designers often.
“Allow mentorship. Allow funding. Allow great design to shine through,” he implored. “When it comes to being a designer of African descent, when you can't get the funding that your counterparts have, you can't compete. When you get opportunities like doing a collaboration with Volvo, or you get opportunities to be at the Met Gala, that's putting us on the equal playing field, but really the funding behind it is what we need to take it to that desk level.”
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