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These 69 Positions Are Guaranteed To Get You Off

These 69 Positions Are Guaranteed To Get You Off

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69 or soixante-neuf (in the language of love, French) evolves with age. It's like a fine wine in that way — it gets better with time. When you first give it a go in your late teens/early 20s, it's more of an insurance policy that both parties get where they want to be before the f*cking. Straight like that, because there's nothing sexy about it.

As time goes on, and with the right person, it becomes a dance of seduction in the way that it tickles and teases you until you succumb to the pleasure. Seriously, I don't even know if I can make it completely through a good sixty-nine sesh without cutting it short and begging for the dick (yes, I will shamelessly beg and grovel). If you can both somehow finish in sixty-nine, then congratulations because you've mastered the art of multi-tasking and can do so through anything, but not I.

That said, I'm not one for routine and easily find boredom in the monotony of certain sex positions and, really, this is most of us. Yeah, let's not front like we're all buying this month's Cosmo for the horoscope and fashion tips — it's for the spicy updates on classic sex positions. Well, save your coin, sis! I've got you with 7 modifications to sixty-nine that will have you coming back begging me for more — more positions, that is.

Speaker

Didn't take long to figure out why this one is titled "Speaker," as you really are speaking into the mic. This a very subtle variant of the classic sixty-nine, but it made the cut because the careful positioning allows for you and your partner to pull one another in more closely for an intense round of sixty-nine. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am! So, here's how it goes: lie on your back with your knees slightly bent. When your man climbs on top, he will straddle your face with his knees slightly bent — grabbing the back of your thighs. You can place your hands on his butt.

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