Welp! Christmas Day came and went, which means that someone reading this may not have received any gifts. Perhaps it's because your name has been permanently placed on the naughty list. Whatever the case, the ladies at #TeamXO got you!
We've aligned the stars and our resources (meaning, we've all paid our Internet bills), and reloaded the popular #Instabae article. But this time, every brother on the list has a beard. We just want to make sure your bells are properly jingled before the New Year begins.
If you were curious about the selection process, we've read your comments about the last batch looking too pretty or being unavailable. So this time we've included some "regular" brothers with steady jobs, and a few who love their mothers so much that they treat them like queens. You're welcome.
Without further ado, here is your Christmas present: 25 of the hottest bearded brothers on Instagram.
This brother is so fine that I forgot that it was supposed to be cold outside. Sheesh!
By the way, everyone thinks Donny is the best thing walking since Hersey Kisses (which he is). Even BuzzFeed.
With your fine self...
This thorough Northeast Ohio rapper and Maybach Music Group member has an old soul, and music that sounds as dope as his beard looks.
He's a professional model who has been published, and he loves to cook. To be clear, he's spoken for, and his leading lady is simply stunning. Clearly, she's the real MVP for snagging such a hot bae.
This brother of Alpha Phi Alpha is wearing the hell out of that suit. Damn!
If you're a Washington Redskins fan, then you've already indulged in all that sexy when you see him flexing on the field.
"Ho, ho, ho" to you too, King.
Men AND women should follow this cat. He has great fashion inspiration, and the way he expresses the love he has for his spouse and their children will melt everything in your heart. Everything!
It should be illegal to drive and look that fine at the same time.
This southern boy currently lives and works in Qatar. He's single, he has a strong political voice, and he has a government job. If you're looking for a winner, you've come across the right Instagram page.
This brother of Omega Psi Phi is a Howard University graduate, he absolutely adores his mom, and he also has a strong political voice. If you're looking for an Instagrammer who is the total package, click the link to drown in sexual chocolate.
George Hill made our last Instabae list. Remember, you have to say his name the way Tasha Mack says Rick Fox's name.
This brother stays looking fresh to death.
Beware of this Texan. He's fine, funny, and he may capture your heart.
One of his followers said that he was making chocolate brothers nervous. We tend to agree.
This brother is a professional model, a law school student at Pepperdine, and he finds meaning in his work in the legal field. What more could you ask for?
Darius makes me happy that the Lord created beaches, sand, and water.
This fitness trainer's page is filled with Instagram videos of him working out. It's going to be the best 15 seconds of your life.
This man is a pure Nubian Gawd!
That classic man steez in putting a hurting on his Instagram lurkers.
Jay said in this image caption that he was having a bad day. But to me, it looks like he's never had a bad day in his life.
This New Yorker is an optician with his own line of eyewear, and he dresses with some serious swag.
Press play, and watch what happens when the beat drops.
One chick was lurking his IG so badly that she hit a car while double tapping. I blame those juicy ass lips.
Take a look at more Instabae's in the photo gallery below.
Did we miss anyone? Post their Instagram handles below so we can lurk too.